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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
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prettyeven:

Hearing your favorite band on the radio:

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toburnoutortofadeaway:

dibbydibs:

jeansmom:

jeansdad:

kirschtein-relatable:

rainbowjaeger:

drhanniballecter:

Fun Fact: In Germany you need a coin in order to operate shopping carts.

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I think that’s a Europe thing because we also have that here in the Netherlands

Switzerland isn’t part of Europe but we got that too!

Sweden as well.

wait you mean there are places where you can use them for free?

hoyl shit omg theyre free to use in the usa .. . 

They aren’t even free in canada

Aldi in the USA has this. It’s not that they aren’t free; it’s to encourage people to return carts because you get your quarter back.

thecrazymadchildwithnolife:

got-avengers:

thedarkestshadowgreeks:

russian-cat:

WHO IS THAT GIRL?!!

I think it’s Thor’s daughter in the future….. Maybe?

Its supposed to be Sigyn, the Goddess of Fidelity who, in norse mythology, is a beautiful blond woman who is Loki’s faithful wife. In the marvel universe, because she is in the comics a bit, She was meant to marry another warrior named Theoric, but Loki wanted her very much so he killed Theoric in the forest, disguised himself as the warrior and married Sigyn. When the truth came out, Odin wanted to punish Loki and Annul the marriage, but Sigyn remained loyal and so they were allowed to be together and she earned her title as Goddess of Fidelity.

She is always loyal to him, even when he pushes her away. The only myth that really includes her is when Loki is being punished by being tied down under a snake that drops poison from its fangs onto Loki, but Sigyn sits beside him and catches the poison in a bowl to save her husband who she loves.

Im 99.8% sure thats who the girl in this comic is supposed to be.

i love this comic

desidere:

klaustrofovia:

Another crossover from my favorite couple Hercules and Ariel.  

desidere:

klaustrofovia:

Another crossover from my favorite couple Hercules and Ariel.  

Greek Pantheon Asks (THESE ARE SO COOL PLEASE DO THEM)

  • Aphrodite: What do you find attractive in a partner?
  • Apollo: Favourite song?
  • Ares: If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?
  • Artemis: Favourite animal?
  • Athena: Do you have any special talents?
  • Demeter: Favourite food?
  • Dionysus: Favourite drink?
  • Hades: If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?
  • Hephaestus: If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
  • Hera: Do you want to get married and/or have children?
  • Hermes: Where in the world would you most like to visit?
  • Hestia: Where do you most want to live?
  • Poseidon: If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?
  • Zeus: If you ruled the world, what would you change?

fortheloveofotps:

fortheloveofotps:

fortheloveofotps:

fortheloveofotps:

ive been singing the ‘I will kill you in your sleep so you’d better try to try to keep awake’ into the airvents for the past five minutes and my mom is going crazy because she cant find the source of the creepy music

update: she has called the neighbor over to help her

okay so im recording my voice singing it and putting it in the air vent os it can just keep playing

okay final update: im grounded

I hate when my parents talk about my friends. Especially by name. Stop. You don’t know them. You don’t know what they’re like. Stop.

pemsylvania:

so apparently it is against the hospital rules for me to practice stunts on my bike in their parking lot??? why?? because I might get hurt??? good thing I’m at the hospital

dw:

dumbass mothafuckin egg doesnt know what the FUC K is going on

dw:

dumbass mothafuckin egg doesnt know what the FUC K is going on