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do-raymi:

There are so many different levels of cute. Its like
1. I want to pinch your cheeks cute.
2. Angels sing wherever you go cute.
3. I want to bend you over and frick frack you so hard that we both spend the night repenting our sins to our holy father. Cute.

#I tend to assume I get #'cute as a woodland creature' cute #but I've never asked anyone to specify lmao

tell me something u dig about me on anon

askkkkkk.

  • 1. Is this the best year of your life?
  • 2. What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
  • 3. The person you like is?
  • 4. Is anything bothering you?
  • 5. Does anyone annoy you?
  • 6. Would you like things to go ‘back to normal’ with a certain someone?
  • 7. What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
  • 8. Is life good?
  • 9. Do you remember who you liked on New Years?
  • 10. Do you still like them?
  • 11. Do you still speak to them?
  • 12. Told your parents you were going somewhere but went somewhere else?
  • 13. Are you dating the last person you kissed on the lips?
  • 14. Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
  • 15. Would you go out with someone right now if they asked?
  • 16. Three days from now will you be in a relationship?
  • 17. If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
  • 18. Have you kissed anyone in the last month?
  • 19. What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
  • 20. Do you like being home alone or does it freak you out?
  • 21. Would you ever kiss anyone you texted today?
  • 22. Do you have any bruises on you?
  • 23. How was 2011 for you?
  • 24. How late did you stay up last night and why?
  • 25. Do you ever get good morning texts from anyone?
  • 26. Do you regret anything you’ve done lately?
  • 27. What woke you up today?
  • 28. What makes you happy?
  • 29. Ever kissed on a boat?
  • 30. Have you ever been told that you are amazing?
  • 31. Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is…
  • 32. This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
  • 33. Do you like when people play with your hair?
  • 34. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
  • 35. Waiting for something?
  • 36. Was last night terrible?
  • 37. Did you lose friends when you started dating someone?
  • 38. Are you the type of person to make people laugh?
  • 39. Don’t tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive?
  • 40. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
  • 41. Are you missing someone?
  • 42. Has anyone ever tried to ruin a relationship you were in?
  • 43. Do you believe in karma?
  • 44. Do you sleep with a fan on?
  • 45. You think anyone’s thinking about you right now?
  • 46. Is there anyone you wish you were spending time with right now?
  • 47. Do you go to school?
  • 48. Is the person you last texted single?
  • 49. Who was driving the last time you were in a car?
  • 50. Have you ever used the word ‘rawr’ in an actual conversation?
  • 51. Are the blinds on your window open or closed?
  • 52. Did you leave milk and cookies for Santa when you were little?
  • 53. What were you doing at 11 last night?
  • 54. What could you eat any day of the week & never get tired of?
  • 55. Is there someone you wouldn’t mind kissing right now?
  • 56. Someone knocks on your window at 5 am, what do you say?
  • 57. Would you change yourself for the person you love?
  • 58. Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex?
  • 59. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
  • 60. Would you have sex with the 5th person on your contacts?
  • 61. To who did you last give the finger to?
  • 62. Did your last kiss take place on a bed?
  • 63. Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around?
  • 64. Do you talk in your sleep?
  • 65. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
  • 66. What time did you wake up today?
  • 67. What were you doing at midnight last night?
  • 68. What song are you listening to?
  • 69. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
  • 70. How do you feel about chocolate-covered strawberries?
  • 71. Do you have nice eyes?
  • 72. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
  • 73. Are you texting anybody?
  • 74. Do you swear in front of your parents?
  • 75. Concert tickets or NFL game tickets?
  • 76. Are you addicted to cigarettes?
  • 77. Do you tell your parents everything?
  • 78. Do you have any tattoos?
  • 79. If something was wrong, who is the first girl you would go to?
  • 80. Do you have any nicknames?

fun fact

oreoofficial:

whiteboyfriend:

oreoofficial:

double stuf oreo™ cookies only have 1.86 times more icing than normal oreos, not 2 times! so its not actually double stuffed, haha!

Oreo wouldn’t tell us this

This blog is a fraud

Shut your mouth, bitch!

kerevat:

y’all realize these are relatively basic activities right. y’all are flipping shit because this person said “i want to have sex with you, but i also want to do other normal activities besides sex”. u do realize that is a very regular occurrence right. that u can have sexual feelings for someone and also want to spend time with them. this concept seems new to y’all. 

kerevat:

y’all realize these are relatively basic activities right. y’all are flipping shit because this person said “i want to have sex with you, but i also want to do other normal activities besides sex”. u do realize that is a very regular occurrence right. that u can have sexual feelings for someone and also want to spend time with them. this concept seems new to y’all. 

#most people on this site are teenagers #many young #many whose only view of a relationship is television/similar media #they're just really seeing what relationships are about #so let them think Netflix and sex is cute for now

ninasjourneys:

you don’t get to miss me when you’re the reason I’m gone.

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

svmmeraves:

I love 50 Shades of Grey!

svmmeraves:

I love 50 Shades of Grey!

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

angels-and-comets:


andallthatfunstuff:


im-sooo-changable:


stripeypirate:


timeywimeyness:


It’s a dream.


I can practically hear the hipsters reblogging 


Little do the hipsters know… It’s actually a Dalek…


I’ve never seen Doctor Who so excuse me if I’m wrong, but aren’t Daleks those little robot things that are like rawr rawr rawr exterminate exterminate but they look like you could just kick them and they’d die? So what is this shit?





whoomp there it is 

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

angels-and-comets:

andallthatfunstuff:

im-sooo-changable:

stripeypirate:

timeywimeyness:

It’s a dream.

I can practically hear the hipsters reblogging 

Little do the hipsters know… It’s actually a Dalek…

I’ve never seen Doctor Who so excuse me if I’m wrong, but aren’t Daleks those little robot things that are like rawr rawr rawr exterminate exterminate but they look like you could just kick them and they’d die? So what is this shit?

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whoomp there it is