you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"
well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you
an interesting amount of people condone setting angry bees and birds on fake nice guys
The Metropolitan Museum of Art
What i wouldve given to be at this concert.
Apple Cinnamon oatmeal is the shit :D
My biggest talents:
- Accidentally offending people
- Accidentally fucking things up
- Deliberately offending people
- Deliberately fucking things up
Some words of support
What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair