"Say hi to your parents for me!" is the most commonly ignored request.
Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level
Halloween’s coming up. Watch out for spooky ghosts!
ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
last night i had a dream that pete wentz tranferred into my class and i had to show him around school and i was just like “aren’t you like old and a dad” and he got mad
This is EVERYTHING I feel. Everything. Everything.